Typos and Misquotes

• "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances,"
  Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
  
• "We apologize for the error in last week's paper in which we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course, that Mr.Dogbody is a detective in the police farce,"
  Correction Notice in the Ely Standard, a British newspaper