Churches

Nuke the unborn gay middle eastern whales for Jesus.
The Idiots Guide to the Zen of Dummies in a Nutshell for Seven Days, Unleashed (excomunicated?)
Support prayers in public schools: Give harder tests
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
"Smile" said the Lord, "things could be worse" so I did, and they were ;-(
I'm a dislexic athiest: There is no DOG.
I'm a frisbitarian: I believe that when you die, your spirit floats up onto a roof and stays there.
I'm a diagnostic: I question the existance of TWO gods.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Hail to the sun god, he sure is a fun god, Ra, Ra, Ra! :)
Choose heaven for climate, hell for society.
If I owned land in Texas and in Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell.
A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

Philip K. Dick, "How to Build a Universe"

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."

John Barrow

"If a `religion' is defined to be a system of ideas that contains unprovable statements, then Godel taught us that mathematics is not only a religion, it is the only religion that can prove itself to be one."

Sir Richard Francis Burton

"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself."

For a while there, WE THE PEOPLE decided that government funds should not influence religious choice. Putting the 10 commandments in a public office of the law, or having any prayer in a publicly funded school will influence the religious life of the people who enter those institutions. Shouldn't christians come to god of thier own free will?
The US pledge of allegiance

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The Story of Hank