Great Words

There are certain words, which, upon reflection, are of excellent character and should be used as often as possible.

Also:

Wanker
An individual with a personality so unattractive they have no chance of finding a partner and may only find joy through masterbation.
Confabulate
(As often as possible). To converse with others in a light, and possibly inaccurate way. A social conversation without depth, not based in meaning, or even truth.
Shenanigans
Practical jokes, rowdy behavior, Tomfoolery, mischief, nefarious actions, bordering on the criminal, but for the purpose of having fun.
Apace
At the same pace. Unchanging in speed. Continuing in a disdainful and unaffected way. "We will carry on, apace."
Yeet
To throw something as far away as possible, and as fast away as possible. The implication is that something disgusting is being strongly rejected.
Miasma
a foul, oppressive, or unpleasant vapor or atmosphere which emanates from someone or something. Originally believed to cause disease, now known to cause mental distress. "His miasma spread despair among the students" Also: The collective noun for a group of metrosexuals. "A miasma of metrosexuals"
Turgid
Swollen, distended, bloated beyond natural limits. Like an erect penis but without the sexual context... mostly...
Moist
Damp, or slightly wet. The most powerful word in the language; it can make almost anyone uncomfortable. This is due to the fact that it is associated equally with flop sweat and female genital arousal. The cognitive dissonance of these connotations can not be reconciled.
Aperture
An orifice of some diameter which allows entry of a certain amount or size.
Accretion
The process of growth or enlargement by a gradual buildup. "At first I didn't like Bobby, but over time, his personality accreted on me."
Copious
Abundant, plentiful, full, profuse, or exuberant.
Tome
A large section of a massive book, or set of books or other dusty source of knowledge.
Bolster
To support or puff up. "The underwire helps to Bolster, the mammaries in their Holster." If "erect" is a male word, then "bolster" is it's female counterpart. "We will erect a tower, and bolster the aperture of its base with copious moistened earth!"

Comparisons of words which have commonly confused meanings

Words which have two seemingly contradictory meanings:
bolt
to secure. Also, to flee.
bound
heading to a destination. Also, to restrain; preventing movement.
cleve
to adhere together. Also, to separate in two.
dust
to add fine particles to a surface. Also, to remove fine particles from a surface.
fast
quick, speedy. Also, stuck or made stable
peer
a person of nobility, over others. Also, an equal
sanction
to approve. Also, to boycott
weather
to withstand. Also, to wear away.

Ubik is Ubiquitous. Ubik is Unobtainable. Ubik is Unknowable.