>
>
>    * bias -> Schrodinger's experiment
>    * door key -> something used to adorn USB flash drive
>    * desperation -> screwdriver
>    * run -> backgound
>    * batch -> background
>    * compile -> background
>    * foreground -> game
>    * slow network -> too many players
>    * serious work -> boss lurking
>    * user friendly -> extra work
>    * friendly environment -> long hours and smell of B.O.
>    * hostile environment -> hardware and software personnel sharing same
> lab
>    * pay review -> update CV
>    * pay rise -> problems ahead
>    * just -> a very foul four letter word
>    * easy -> for you, you don't have to do it
>    * integration -> my stuff works, your's doesn't
>    * on site work -> flack jacket and helmet necessary
>    * team -> others to share the blame
>    * not team spirited -> wont take any of the blame
>    * design -> something you do before the real work starts
>    * peer review -> public stoning
>    * time scale -> piece of string
>    * quick change -> re-write looming
>    * ancestor -> BCPL
>    * start a new project -> opertunity to invent new language interpreter
>    * too old to program -> over 35
>    * girl -> very rare type of engineer
>    * backup -> somewhere to copy your data which you will not be able to
> use later
>    * version control support department -> PVCS damage limitation
>    * Y2K -> loads of money
>    * 64bit CPU -> magic CPU needed to access hard disc bigger than 4GB
>    * floating point -> magic numbers


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