A few years ago my mom had the grandchildren at her house when the 5=20 year old walked into the kitchen and said "The TV is broken" My mom walked into the room to take a look and said , it is fine. The 5 year old replied 'But there is no color" Tv was playing an old B&W western. Mark On 9/13/2013 4:26 AM, alan.b.pearce@stfc.ac.uk wrote: > Just had a colleague in my office telling me a story about a visit to a f= riends place last night. > > Friends daughter came in and said she had to have something typed up for = school tomorrow, and her laptop had packed up. Her mum said daughter could = use her old typewritter, which was duly retrieved from cupboard somewhere. > > Daughter duly types away, tick, tick tick ... great, got that done. Now h= ow do I get it off here? > > She hadn't put any paper in the typewriter! > > Colleague said he had to leave at that point, to save embarrassing himsel= f. > > > --=20 http://www.piclist.com/techref/piclist PIC/SX FAQ & list archive View/change your membership options at http://mailman.mit.edu/mailman/listinfo/piclist .