>From David Pouge

2 hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other: "You a=
re sure?" First says, "Yes, I'm positive."

 A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender "How much for a drink?" =
The bartender looks at him and says "For you, no charge."

A third hydrogen atom floats by in the same state. "Better keep an ion that=
 one."

So then, the neutron says, again, "How much for a drink?" The bartender loo=
ks at him and says "What are you, dense?"

Neutron sees a U235 nucleus in the bar. Says, sorry, I've gotta split. That=
's my fission buddy.

So Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, "Sorry, w=
e don't serve noble gases here." Helium has no reaction.

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