Can anyone point me to some decent, /quick/ Eagle tutorials? Most of what I
find on youtube are drunk white boys with speech impediments saying "um" or
"ah" for half the video and lingering on some stupid thing like how to open
a menu.

Seriously.

I would really really really appreciate it if anyone can point me to some
quick, articulte tutorials on how to use Eagle.

I swear I can make a 10 minute video on how to use most of DipTrace from
start to finish and get anyone up and running from Schematic to PCB to
making a Schematic Component to making a PCB component.
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