Adam Baum Adam Zapel Al Bino Al Dente Al Fresco Al K. Seltzer Alf A. Romeo Ali Katt Amanda Lay (real person) Amanda Lynn (a mandolin) Amber Green Andy Friese (as in antifreeze, a real race car driver) Anita Bath, Anita Bohn, Anita Dick, Anita Friske, Anita Goodman, Anita Hoare, Anita Knapp Anita Lay, Anita Little, Anita Mann, Anita Mandalay, Anita Plummer, Anita S= hower Anna Graham Anna Prentice (an apprentice) Anna Recksiek (anorexic) Anna Sasin Anne Teak Annette Curtain Annie Howe, Annie Matter April May (a real person I knew in high school) April Schauer (allegedly a real person) Aretha Holly Armand Hammer Art Major, Art Painter, Art Sellers B.A. Ware Barb Dwyer Barb E. Dahl Barbara Seville Barry Cade Bea Minor and Dee Major Beau Archer, Beau Tye Ben Dover, Ben Down, Eileen Dover, Skip Dover Ben Marcata (a musical term) Bess Eaton (donut shop chain) Biff Wellington Bill Board Bill Ding Bill Foldes Bill Loney Billy Rubin Bob Apple Bob Katz, Tom Katz, Kitty Katz Bonnie Ann Clyde Brad Hammer (carpenter joke) Brandon Cattell Brandy D. Cantor Brighton Early Brock Lee Brooke Trout Bud Light Bud Wieser (real college math teacher) Buster Cherry, Buster Hyman C. Good (alledgedly a real eye doctor) C. Senor Cam Payne Candace Spencer (can dispenser) Candy Barr, Candy Baskett, Candy Kane, Candy Sweet Cara Sterio (alleged real person) Carrie Dababi ("carry the baby" - Dababi is an Egyptian name) Carrie Oakey Casey Macy Cheri Pitts, Harry Pitts Chris Coe Chris Cross Chris P. Bacon Chuck U. Farley Chuck Waggon Claire Annette Constance Noring Count Dunn, Count Orff Coyne Flatt (real person) Craven Moorehead Crystal Ball Crystal Claire Waters Crystal Glass, Crystal Snow D. Kay, DDS D. Liver Dan D. Lyons Dan Druff Dan Saul Knight Darren Deeds Daryl Rhea Dick Bender (real sports person) Dick Burns Dick Bush (real person) Dick Face Dick Finder (real name of a urologist) Dick Head, Dick Hertz Dick Hyman (famous jazz musician) Dick Hunter (my junior high principal - really!) Dick Mussell Dick Pole (real major league baseball player) Dick Rasch (real person) Dick Swett Dick Tator Dick Trickle (real person, a NASCAR driver) Dilbert Pickles Dinah Soares Dixon, Cox, and Peters (law firm) Don Key Donald Duck Donny Brook Doris Schutt (Doris Open...) Doug Graves Doug Hole Doug & Phil Updegrave (yes, this is a legitimate last name) Doug Witherspoon Douglas Furr Dr. Croak Dr. Harry C. Beaver (real OB/GYN, retired now) Dr. Bender (Chiropracter) Dr. Butcher Dr. DeKay, DDS Dr. & Dr. Doctor (real married doctors from Norwalk, CT) Dr. E. Ville Dr. Gass (allegedly a real anesthesiologist) Dr. Gutstein Dr. Hanus Dr. Hurt (real pediatrician in Saginaw, MI) Dr. Hymen Dr. I. Ball (optometrist) Dr. Kauff Dr. Look (real opthalmologist in Hawaii) Dr. Looney - a psychiatrist of course! Dr. Payne (plastic surgeon in Sandusky, OH) Dr. Pullham Dr. Slaughter Dr. Surgeon (another real doctor from Stamford, CT) Drew Peacock Duane Pipe Dusty Rhodes Dusty Sandmann (real person, submitted by his dad Roger Sandmann) Edna May (or may not) Earl E. Bird Earl Lee Riser Easton West (and of course Weston East) Eaton Wright and Liv Good Ella Vader Emma Royds Eric Shinn Ernie Coli (E. Coli) owns a Mexican restaurant? Estelle Hertz (it still hurts) Evan Keel Faith Christian Fanny O'Rear Father A. Long Ferris Wheeler Ford Parker Forrest Green Dr. Frank Bonebreak (real doctor) Gae Hooker (allegedly real surgical prep nurse) Gaye Barr Gaye Jolly Gail Storm (Wendy Storm, Dusty Storm and Rory Storm) Gene Poole Geoff L. Tavish (Gefilte fish) Gil Fish Ginger Rayl, Ginger Vitus Gladys C. Hughes (glad to see you) H. Wayne Carver, MD (Connecticut medical examiner who carves up dead people= .) Hamilton Burger (Ham Burger, character on the old Perry Mason TV series) Harden Thicke Harold Assman (and you thought that Seinfeld episode was just a joke) Harry Armand Bach, Harry Balls, Harry Beard, Harry Beaver Harry Caray (famous sports announcer) Harry Chest, Harry Cox, Harry Johnson, Harry Legg, Harry Hooker, Harry P. Ness, Harry Peters, Harry Lipp Harry Rump (a real plumber from Freemont, Maine!) Harry R. M. Pitts Hazle Nutt Heidi Clare Helen Back Helen Waite (credit manager - if you want credit go to Helen Waite) Herb Rice Holly McRell Holly Day, Holly Wood Hugh Jass Hugh Jorgan Hugh Morris (a "humorous" name, thanks to Shaun Oriold) Hy Ball Hy Lowe, Bea Lowe Hy Marx (scholar) I.D. Clair I. Lasch I.M. Boring I.P. Freely, I.P. Daly Ileane Wright, Ilene South (West, East...) Ima Hogg (a real person, daughter of a Texas governor) Iona Ford Iona Frisbee (alledgedly a real person) Iona Stonehouse (also alledgedly a real person) Ivan Oder Ivana Mandic (a real basketball player) Ivy Leage Jack Goff (my uncle - no kidding!) Jack Haas Jack Hammer Jack Knoff Jack Tupp (the perfect name for a car mechanic) Jay Walker Jean Poole Jed Dye (Jedi) Jenny Tull Jim Laucher (gym locker) Jim Shorts, Jim Shu, Jim Sox Jo King Joe Kerr (joker) Jordan Rivers Joy Kil Joy Rider June Bugg Justin Case, Justin Casey Howells, Justin Hale, Justin Inch, Justin Miles North (just ten miles north), Justin Time, Kandi Apple Keelan Early (dying young) - real person who submitted his own name Kelly Green Kenny Penny Kenya Dewit Kerry Oki King Queene Lake Speed (a real person, NASCAR race car driver) Lance Boyle, Lance Butts Laura Lynne Hardy Laura Norder (law and order) Leigh King (leaking) Les Moore Les Payne - should be an anesthesiologist Les Plack, a real dentist - proof HERE Levon Coates Lewis N. Clark (real person, he told me he drives an Explorer) Lina Ginster (allegedly real) Lisa Carr Lisa May Boyle, Lisa May Dye Lois Price (bargain shopper) and her husband Hy Price Lou Pole Lou Zar (loser) Luke Warm Lynn C. Doyle Lynn O. Liam M. Balmer Macon Paine (real name - Google it) Mark Skid (Skid, Mark) Manny Kinn Marlon Fisher Marsha Dimes (march of dimes) Marsha Mellow Marshall Law Marty Graw Mary Annette Woodin Mary Christmas Matt Tress Maude L.T. Ford Max Little Max Power May Day May Furst Mel Loewe Melba Crisp (real person who emailed me) Melody Music Mia Hamm (a real person) Mike Easter Mike Hunt Mike Raffone Mike Rotch Mike Stand (a real person) Mike Sweeney (sounds as Mike's weenie), famous baseball player Minny van Gogh Mister Bates Misty Waters (a real person) Misty C. Shore (a real person), Rocky Shore, Sandy C. Shore (another real person) Mo Lestor Molly Kuehl Mona Lott Monica Monica (real person) Morey Bund Muddy Waters (famous blues singer, real name McKinley Morganfield) Myles Long Nancy Ann Cianci (real person, wife of Providence, RI mayor Buddy Cianci) Nat Sass Neil Down, Neil Crouch Neil McNeil (submitted by his cousin) Nick O. Time Noah Riddle, Noah Lott Norma Leigh Lucid Olive Yew Oliver Sutton (all of a sudden) Ophelia Payne Oren Jellow Orson Carte Otto Graf Owen Moore P. Ness, A. Ness P. Brain Paige Turner Park A. Studebaker Pat Downe (a real person) Pat McCann Pearl Button Pearl E. Gates, Pearl E. White Peg Legge Penny Dollar (real person) Penny Lane Penny Nichols Penny Wise Pepe Roni Pete Moss and his son Forest Peter Johnson (a real announcer on public radio), Dick Johnson Peter Peed Peter Wacko, DDS (real dentist in Calgary AB, proof HERE) Phil Bowles (must be a pot dealer) Phil Graves (cemetery employee, works with his brother Doug Graves) Phil Rupp Pierce Cox (ouch!) Pierce Deere Pierce Hart Polly Ester Post, Mark Price Wright (another real person) Priti Manek ("pretty manic", real doctor in Houston, TX) R. M. Pitt R. Sitch R. Slicker Randy Guy Randy Lover Ray Gunn Ray Zenz (raisins) Raynor Schein Reid Enright Rex Easley (reportedly a real traffic safety teacher at Kamiakin High, Kennewick, WA) Rhoda Booke, Rita Booke Richard P. Cox (real person) Richard Chopp (real Urologist in Austin, TX, does vasectomies) Rick O'Shea Rick Shaw Rip Torn Robin Andis Merryman Robin Banks, Rob Banks, Robin Feathers, Robin Money, U. O. Money Robert and Reginald Soles (allegedly real brothers: R. Soles) Rock Pounder, Rock Bottoms Rocky Beach, Sandy Beach Rocky Mountain, Cliff Mountain Rocky Rhoades Rod N. Reel Roman Holiday Rose Bush, Rose Gardner Royal Payne Russell Leeves Rusty Blades, Rusty Bridges, Rusty Carr, Rusty Dorr, Rusty Fender, Rusty Irons, Rusty Key, Rusty Nail, Rusty Pipes, Rusty Steele Sal Minella, Sam Manilla, Sam & Ella's restaurant Sally Forth Sandy Banks, Sandy Beech, Sandy Brown, Sandy Spring Seth Poole (poor guy has a lisp) Seymour Butz Seymour Wiener (should be a urologist) Shanda Lear (daughter of Bill Lear, inventor of the Lear jet) Sharon Fillerup Sharon Needles, Sharon Weed, Sharon A. Burger Sheila Blige Skip Roper, Skip Stone Sonny Day Sno White (real person) Stan Still - should own a 'stationery' store :->) Stanley Cupp Dr. Steven Sumey (Dr. sue me, real person in Fairmont, MN) Sue Flay Sue Yu, Sue Jeu Summer Camp (allegedly a real person) Summer Day Summer Greene Sy Burnette Tad Moore Tad Pohl Tanya Hyde Terry Achey (real name) Terry Bull (allegedly real name, and his brother Eddie Bull) Tess Steckle Therese R. Green, Teresa Green Thomas Richard Harry Tim Burr Tom A. Toe Tom Katt Tom Morrow Tommy Gunn Tommy Hawk Trina Woods, Trina Forest (tree in the woods, tree in a forest) Ty Coon, Ty Knotts Virginia Beach Walter Melon Wanda Rinn Wanna Hickey Warren Peace Warren T. Will Power Will Race (real person who told me he races cars and on foot) Will Wynn (Mayor of Austin, Texas) Willie B. Hardigan Willie Leak (or won't he) Willie Stroker Winsom Cash, Owen Cash Woody Forrest X. Benedict Someone sent me this: "A coworker whose last name is Naze wanted to name his daughter May Ann Naze but his wife refused." Then a few months later I received this: "I believe I was that child. My dad (Robert Naze) used to tell me that story all the time when I was a little girl. He and my grandfather both wanted that to be my name because they thought it was hilarious, but my mom refused because she didn't want me to get made fun of as a child. My name instead ended up being Melissa Ann Naze." Someone else sent me this: "My aunt's name is Debra May Page and she married Patrick Dye, so now she is called Debra May Dye!! Lol!!" And this is from another Dye: "My maiden name is Mandy Brown and I married Timmy Dye. My name is now Mandy Brown Dye. Our marriage announcement in the local paper read BROWN-DYE. I also know siblings named Rusty Keys and Penny Keys. I almost named my kids May Dye and Will Dye. My husband wouldn't have it!" Meg Boner sent me this: "This one is real - it's mine. My maiden name was Meg Ann Childress. Nothing exciting. Well, I married Alan Boner, and now I am Meg A. Boner!" I love this recent submission: "My friend's name is Crystal Ware and has been made fun of all of her life for it. She's been called names like Tupperware, silverware, and the famous underwear." This is from Misty Cupp: "My maiden name is Misty Cupp (Miss Tea Cup). I am now Mason. My family jokes that I went from a tea cup to a Mason jar. I have a cousin named Crystal Cupp." And this: "Our last name is Reitz pronounced rights. When my husband and I were expecting our son he wanted to name him William Oliver Reitz (Bill O. Reitz) [but] I wouldn't go for it." >From Kristin G: "When I was a teenager, I worked with a woman named Terry (spelled that way) who married a man with the last name Terry (yes, spelled that way) so her name was Terry Terry. In a neighboring town, many years ago, a family named Teed had two sons, whom they named Warren and Garren. Finally, in our local phone book is a listing which appears as 'Miss, Kris' which, of course, would make her name 'Kris Miss.' Sometimes I wonder what in the world parents are thinking!!!" >From Robert Eisenschmidt: "I have a friend, Bill Land, who named his daughter Alison Wanda Land. His wife changed the name on the birth certificate when she found out." >From Joyce: "I enjoyed your website, especially the funny names. Where I work, there is a woman named Constance Sweat and another named Elizabeth Ard - she detests being called Liz Ard and prefers Beth. I knew another girl who named her son Eddy Bair." >From Phil Simms: "I knew a girl that went to Westside High in Omaha Nebraska named Summer Holiday." >From Theresa Glass: "When I was pregnant with my oldest son I wanted to name him Otto. Our last name is Glass. Otto Glass (auto glass). His dad wouldn't allow it." >From John Klaessy: "My sister, Ann Klaessy (pronounced classy), lives near you in Suffield, CT. She married a guy with the last name of Ho. She took her maiden name as her middle name. Therefore, her name is A. Klaessy Ho." >From Denny Lease: "Here in Walla Walla, Washington (a funny name in itself) we once had a Dr. Ruff and a Dr. Au (pronounced OW)." >From Anna Mirer: "My grandfather's name was Les Cash, his wife was named Dess, and together they owned and operated the Cash Inn." >From Chris Von Feldt: "Kit Wong married Jason Chiu - so she's Kit Chiu (and an architect in Seattle). She said it sounded funny and wanted to hyphenate to Kit Wong-Chiu. I said 'what about the right shoe.' She said to go ahead and stick with the sneeze name." >From Mariah Mann: "My husband's name is Clay Mann. We have often thought of names for children ... Anita Mann, Hugh Mann, Matt Mann, Eileen Mann." [EW: What about Batt Mann?] >From Ashleigh Conners: "My name is Ashleigh Connors, my fianc=E9e is John Tray. So when I get married I will become Ashleigh Tray. All my friends call me Ash. Ash Tray." >From Dan Jeckering: "I went to school with a family with the last name of Schauers (pronounced showers). They had three daughters named Misty, Dawn and April." >From Sam Ann Fisher: "I saw your page of funny names and I thought wow my name belongs here. I never figured out why I got named this but it's hilarious." >From Yvonne Iwasa: "My cousin's wife is Cherrie Crisp. My friend's dad is Wally Wacker." >From Jerry Brown: "My former wife's first husband was named Green, my name is Brown, she later married Robert Gray." >From Cal Ernst: "Back in the early 70s I went to college with two girls, Trudy Will and Cathy May. Probably not very funny on their own, but we had a good time with it back then. 'Cathy May but Trudy Will.' They were both good looking, too." >From Angeline Coffin: My name is A. Glass Coffin. My daughter-in-law was J. L. Beyt (jail bait). My sister was Betty Carr Glass and is now Betty Glass Ware. >From Coby Unger: My parents almost named me Thurston Unger. >From Eric Oliver Growing up, our next door neighbors were Larry and Sally Shade. Larry's brother married a girl named Kathy Lamp. When she married into the family, she couldn't resist hyphenating her last name, thus becoming Kathy Lamp-Shade. While I was in college, I fell ill and had to go visit Dr Kluck. Although he may sound like a bit like a quack, he was the best doctor I ever visited in college. If you go to Duke Energy's web site you will see their legal team consists of Ruff and Manly: Would you like your clergy to be Rev. M. T. Head? Ever know a good man? Now you do: Noah Goodman. You must add I.P. Looney to your I.P. list. Elaine Hew was survived by her sister, Annie Hew. Rocky Stone founded the Hearing Loss Association of America - dare I say he was deaf as a stone? Harry Boyle kinda disgusts me. Let's don't forget the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee's girls basketball coach Sandy Botham. I've been told (but can't confirm) that my friend's father, David Sparks, is partners with Rich Burns and they sell fire insurance. I know a Simi Baer but we can't forget the rest of the clan: Norma Lee, Ima, Ted E., Teddi, Harry, Rhoda, and Stella. There is a Dr. Cockburn, a urologist in Tampa, FL. Arya Reddy? Names that should be real, but I have never met: * Ima Klotz and her sister, Sasha Klotz * Marv Ellis * Cole Durkee * Thor Luther * Mona Little, and after marriage Mona Little-Moore (or Mona Lott and Mona Lott-Moore) * Mark A. Roni * Dee Flower * Braxton Hicks * Michael Otto Nuys * M.T. Toombe * Ima Gaye-Barr * Manny Bones * Myra Mains * Dusty Carr * Mary Gold * Bob Sledd I worked with a guy that named his sons Hunter, Fisher, Trapper, and Skinner ... poor kids. I know you said no more bawdy names, but in college there were two girls that took more than their share of abuse. One of them was named Jenny Titsworth (and she took more than her share of those too). The other was Michelle Elaine Rector, aka Michelle E. Rector. I wouldn't share them if they weren't true... Finally, my full name is Eric Paul Oliver, but until I was about 7 I was teased by my friends and called Eric P. All over. I trust my secret is safe with you. :-) BIG BAND NAMES DEWEY NEEDHAM & HIS JAZZ ORCH. TRUMPETS Al Tissimo (lead trumpet), Pops de Vane (old time 1st trumpet), Plenty Hait=F6nen (1st trumpet Finland) Willy Makit or Kenny Makit (1st trumpet), Buster Bloodvessel (1st trumpet), Felix Cited, Howie Spitz, Ames Toulouse, Chops O'Gonagen (or Lips O' Gonagen), Ed Down, Rusty Piston, Buster Hinote, Diz Astor, Noah Count TROMBONES Hy Register,Slip Shod,Willie Show, Bjent Slide, Adolf Tune, Mosley Late, Scott Noslide (on valve trombone), Terry Billnoise, Moe Zaic, Justin Tune, Lew Slips (bass trombone), Keith Myath, (toothless bass trombone) SAXOPHONES Kenny Read - lead alto, Izzy Sharp - lead alto, Mosley Flat - 2nd alto, Les Tone - 2nd alto, Manny Notes - 1st tenor, Mai-Lik - Chinese 1st tenor, Reed Mylips - 1st tenor, Otto Tune - 2nd tenor, Ron Key - 2nd tenor, Lee King - 2nd tenor, Olaf Awhiskey - Swedish tenor, Mustafa Fix - Arabic tenor, Selmer Horn - broke tenor player, Seymour Butts - baritone, Rusty Keys - baritone, Arthur Chorus - baritone, Ima Growler - baritone FLUTE Bret Support - Will Trill - Mosley Sharpe - Lotta Air - Vera Piercing (picc= olo) RHYTHM SECTION PIANO R. Peggio - Manny Wong Kordz - Phil Allgaps - Hugo Tommy Head (piano bar) - Sven Lightsarlo (Swedish piano bar) - Thelonious Gallintown (gay pianist) ORGAN Page Turner BASS Ron Lines - Pete Ziccato (Italian) - Toulouse De Beat (French) - Buster Gutt - Warren Fretts - Uguludunga (African) GUITAR Ron Kords - Rex Yurears (rock guitarist) - Ian Gee & Rudy Mentry (folk guitarists) - Kent Reed - Segovia Carpet (classical guitarist) - Django Bells - Rock Enrol - Sten Gunn (Swedish rock guitarist) DRUMS Phil Dinn - Don Swing - No-Tai-Ming (Vietnamese) - Owen Transport (Welsh) - Will Travel - Arturo Verciz (South American) - Knut Loose (Danish) - Ching Boom (Chinese) - I.Q. Lowe VIBES Hal Mallet BANJO Ricky Tick HARP Anne Dante HARPSICHORD Arron Variation PERCUSSION Perry Diddle - Jim Nasium - Tim Bales STRING SECTION Adolf Fiddler - Phil Harmonic (1st Violin) - Squeekin Myassoff, Fay Kerr (2nd violin) - Vi Baratto - Vera Sharp (violas) - Beau Braker, Donna Octif (Cello) FRENCH HORN Belle Tone TUBA Sue Saphone DANCERS Dinah Sore - Betty Whont - Sonia Papermoon - Sharon Sharalijk - Lois D. Nominator - Barbara Seville - Tamara Nevercomes - Tamara Zanutha Day - Anne Fetamin - Anna Rexia CHOREOGRAPHY Amanda B. Reckonwith - Ben Dover (gay) DANCE TEAMS Ko & Nova Caine - Sam & Janet Evening FEMALE SINGERS Norma Stitts (or E. Norma Stitts) - Eileen Back - Eileen Dover - Annie Keewildoo - Sheila Blige (or Sheila O'Blige) - Marsha Dymes - Lotta Head - Terri Belle (French) - Kay Sirah-Sirah (Anglo/Egyptian) Deborah C. Ewe (singer with adenoid problem) - Mozarella Fitzgerald (Italian jazz singer) FEMALE BLUES SINGERS Bertha De Blues - Elefants Gerald FEMALE DUO Annie Tune 'n' Annie Key MALE SINGERS Amos B.Haven - Denny Nodsout - Lee Thargic - Amos Havacik Daly (Jewish,Slovak,Irishman) - Chester Gigolo - Payne N. Diaz - Kanta Singh (Indian) - Barry Tone COUNTRY & WESTERN SINGERS Lars Roundup (Swedish) - Abner Selfabal BACKING VOCALS Rachel Prejudice - Freda Slaves - Sybil Rights (South African trio) - Anita Leigh - Eustace Crew SINGING COACH Hal E. Tosis ARRANGER Walt Smedley BAND LEADERS / CONDUCTORS Dewey Needham - Ron Tempo - Ivor Wiggon - Walter Mess - Charles Louis D'Inse (French) - Voorhees A. Jollygoodfellow - Owen De Guys (and his wife Leigh De Guys) - Yuron Yurown (Israeli) - Seldon Wright - Kent Count - Ofun Wong (Chinese) - Kick der Raas (Dutch) - Count Immov - Izzy Goudinov - Phil Harmonic (classical) - Dick Dolittle MASTER OF CEREMONIES Darryl B. Moreticome BAND COMEDIAN Lucius N. Savuma SOUND CREW Lew Swires - Mike Rafone - Mustafa Djoint - Mike Fawlty - Elco Short - Constance Humm LIGHTING Justin Case - Flip M. Awn - Jerry Rigg ELECTRICIAN Les Voltage CAMERA Will Shutter BAND BOY Noah I. Cue SECURITY B. A. Dick - Rick O'Shae LIBRARIAN Miss Inga Page COPYIST L. Egible ROADIES Oliver Beer (English) - Mannheim Stoned (German) - Manuel Lehba (Spanish) - Ram Shackle (Indian), Fu Kiu (Chinese) - Wang Kerr - Tucker Inn STAGE MANAGER Lew Scannon BUS DRIVER Ben Z. Dreen - Oliver de Rode - Peekup Andropv TOUR COORDINATORS Alice Verboten (German - discipline) - Hertz Von Rental - Ate De Jong (Dutch - child care) Walter Walcarpitz (accomodation) UNION REPRESENTATIVE Morey Ziduals - Scott Free - Lou Syfer PATRONS (OR SPONSORS) Baron Wasteland - Lord Elpuss - Count D'Meaunay MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT Bacchus Stabber BOOKING AGENTS Al Fresco (Outdoor Festivals) - Gig Booker - Willy Paye - Rip Orff MANAGERS Robin Bastard - Anthony Bluitt - Lou Debred PUBLICITY & PR Igg Norriss - Ed Vertise - Mai Ling (China) FAN CLUB PRESIDENT Doug de Ban TALENT SCOUT Hiram Cheap BAND LAWYERS Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe WARDROBE Zip Herrup - I. B. Sewinn CATERERS Andy Pasta - Harry Vederci - Laika McAroni - Sal Monella - Art Burne - Mo Zarella - Al Dente ACCOUNTANT Iris Audit BAND CHAPLAIN Theo Log (Dutch) - C. de Light - Hal L. 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