> > because God wouldn't trust them in the dark :)

> Supposedly this witty comeback about the empire was first used
> by a wise but illiterate Irishman (whose name I cannot remember).
> He also supposedly had this conversation with a Church of England
> member who visited his (Catholic) church:
> 
> Protestant man: I must say that your church looks very cluttered
> with statues and paintings and such
> 
> Catholic man: Well, sir, the oldest housekeeper has the most
> decorations!

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How many [insert denomination here] does it take to change a
light bulb ?

None, because they like living in the dark
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Ah, religious bigotry ........  Jesus would be spinning in his grave
if it weren't for that Easter thing

(heading dangerously towards forbidden content)

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