As to wind power, I have a fun April's Fools Day memo in mind.  Maybe a
fellow Piclist member can help with this joke.

I would like to prepare a press release or memo that states that after
exhaustive research, some official sounding organization has found proof
that at the present rate of construction of windmills around the world for
energy production, that within a few years we will slow down the rotation of
the earth due to all the friction against the wind, etc., etc., and that our
days will be getting longer.  By 2025 we will be adding 1/2 hour or
something like that to each day.

I'm sure we could write something that would get picked up by some newswire
and we could all have a few laughs.

An takers?

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