On 28/08/07, Russell McMahon <apptech@paradise.net.nz> wrote:
> >> Having met Russell, I can tell you it is not that time is slower in
> >> NZ, it is that Russell is faster. He sounds like he has a permanent
> >> coffee feed. He talks faster, walks faster, and apparently thinks
> >> faster. It is rather amazing to watch.
>
> > Now I see. Russell is the cause of Global Warming.
>
> All that's saving us from the next ice age.
> Along with compatriots such as Steve and Jinx.
>
> While on that topic.
> About 2035 we will be at a new sunspot cycle minimum.
> Global temperatures will drop substantially and it will be discovered
> that Anthropogenic Global Cooling is being caused by man made
> activity. A new supra-government organisation will be formed to focus
> scientific research into this new and deadly threat to the future of
> mankind. The lives of millions of Scandinavians will be at imminent
> risk. Predicted sea level drops will threaten the livelihood of
> hundreds of millions who depend on the sea for their living. Refugees
> will arrive in droves in The North Island of NZ, having fled their
> homes in The South island of NZ. They will be unstoppable as they will
> sneak across the frozen waters of Cook Strait during the daily
> southerly blizzards.

Won't need to sneak - we'll be (reluctantly) blown across the ice by
the southerly blizzard. The problem will be getting back!


> Scandinavians will invade Britain across the frozen ocean. The English
> will flee south to the Contentin across the frozen Bay of Biscay. It
> will be predicted that the Atlantic Conveyor (gulf stream reverse
> current, not the container ship) will not restart for 5,000 years.
>
> You may think I jest. In the obvious parts I do, of course. South
> islanders will ALWAYS be stoppable.


Just try it!


RP :-)



 BUT set your bringup system for
> about 25 years from now when the effects will be becoming pretty
> obvious and then send me a card telling me that I was right.
>
> At the next sunspot maximum things will swap around again, if our
> children's children are lucky. The cockroaches will smile.
>
>
>
>         R
>
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