> > Robert Ammerman wrote:
> >>I know exactly what I was doing at 12:34 on 5/6/78.
> >>
<SNIP>

> Driving through PA with my (then) girlfriends mother to see 
> her graduate from GWU. Shortly after that she dumped me.
> 

The girlfriend or the girlfriends mother? 

I had a girlfriend who dumped me once (actually, I've been dumped by lots of
girl friends, but there was this specific one...) and after all was said and
done, I realized I was going to miss her mother more than her. She was just
a neat person to talk to... Kept a clean house, cooked a mean pork chop, all
that sort of thing. Almost worth putting up with the girls shit just to have
an excuse to go over to her moms place.

There should be a new position: ex-girlfriends mom. A replacement for crappy
parents or step moms. And then you go over to her house and show off your
new girl friend to the old one.

<xgmom lookAt="daughter" head="shake" voice="disgusted"> Well, you had your
chance... </xgmom>

<xgirl voice="whine"> Why does he still get to come round? </xgirl>

<me smile="big"> Because she is my ex-girlfriend mom, of course; silly
thing, just because you dumped me, that doesn't mean she did.</me>

<xgmom hugs="me">That's right!</xgmom>

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James.
 
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