Excerpt from my favorite: "To operate the assembly, the operator places the inlet tube with its valve open adjacent his anal region from which a colonic gas is discharged. " http://www.freepatentsonline.com/6055910.html How much you want to bet that if someone actually made this, it would be a hit with the college party crowd? --- James. > -----Original Message----- > From: piclist-bounces@mit.edu > [mailto:piclist-bounces@mit.edu] On Behalf Of Jinx > Sent: 2006 Oct 24, Tue 16:21 > To: pic microcontroller discussion list > Subject: [OT] Crazy patents > > Not an exhaustive list by any means > > Roll your eyes, shrug your shoulders, frown in disbelief > > http://www.freepatentsonline.com/crazy.html > > Was Googling for a mortar spreader. Have a brick wall to make > (finally getting started on the outdoor pond/aquarium) and > wondered if anyone had thought of a device to lay mortar. They have > > http://www.freepatentsonline.com/5035352.pdf > > -- > http://www.piclist.com PIC/SX FAQ & list archive View/change > your membership options at > http://mailman.mit.edu/mailman/listinfo/piclist -- http://www.piclist.com PIC/SX FAQ & list archive View/change your membership options at http://mailman.mit.edu/mailman/listinfo/piclist