A hardware engineer, a software engineer, and their project manager are
taking a walk
outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon an old brass lamp.
They pick it
up and dust it off. Poof -- out pops a genie.

"Thank you for releasing me from my lamp-prison.  I can grant you 3 wishes.
Since there
are 3 of you I will grant one wish to each of you."

The hardware engineer thinks a moment and says, "I'd like to be sailing a
yacht across the
Pacific, racing before the wind, with an crew entirely comprised of members
of the
opposite sex."

"It is done", said the Genie, and poof, the hardware engineer disappears.

The software engineer thinks a moment and says, "I'd like to be riding my
Harley with a
gang of members of the opposite sex throughout the American Southwest."

"It is done", said the Genie, and poof, the software engineer disappears.

The project manager looks at where the other two had been standing and rubs
his chin in
thought.  Then he tells the Genie, "I'd like those two back in the office
after lunch."

(Embedded Muse - Issue 83)
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