> >> what DO you do about hail?
> 
> > Live in southern California.
> 
> What DO you do about earthquakes :-) ?
> 

Stand near a lady with large breasts.




Earthquakes are very overrated as a danger.
http://www.nsc.org/lrs/statinfo/odds_dying.jpg You have a better chance of
being struck by lightning, getting the electric chair, fatal bee sting,
dying of heat stroke, drinking yourself to death, being electrocuted, shot
(accidentally), plane crash, bicycle, fire, motorcycle, drowning, being run
over while walking, shot (on purpose), falling, suicide, car crash, stroke,
cancer or heart disease. In fact, floods and fireworks are safer than
earthquakes.

Truth is, out here in the west, the gun slingers are more likely to get you,
ma'am. Or you might die from complications after plastic surgery... You DO
know that all Californians are required to have plastic surgery right? 

Food poisoning from the pink tofu is another possibility...

Any other myths about SoCal I need to comment on?

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James.
 

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