This is tongue-in-cheek, and not a dig at Olin, who I respect a lot. But when I read these, I just could not resist . . . :-) 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap. 2. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 3. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. 5. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 6. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 7. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 8. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 9. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 10. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? 11. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 12. If I throw a stick, will you leave? -- http://www.piclist.com PIC/SX FAQ & list archive View/change your membership options at http://mailman.mit.edu/mailman/listinfo/piclist