Hi Mike,

> Anyone care to share any of these sorts of things?  Or
> does that breach confidentiality?  I don't know if there is
> any such thing as applicant/potential employer confidentiality,
> though...

As long as the stuff is not identifiable, I don't see any harm.

Disclaimer: to be honest, I've only started collecting the jewels recently, 
and I haven't been doing it consistently. Also, a lot of times you have to 
understand the context to get the humor. But here we go...

"I have passed experience..."

"I work well with anything microsoft"

"My experience includes over five years of administration in the fields of 
Internet Sales and Health Care atmosphere." (...don't forget the Earth's 
atmosphere :-))

"Affective with Microsoft products and most software or Internet based 
programs."

"OBJECTIVE To become more successful and learn to even more friendly."

"I would also handle all of the cash transactions beings though we were a 
traveling group."

"Resume
------
self starter, pleasant voice, solid work ethic, friendly personality, 
respectful attitude, honest with integrity, money motivated, driven to be 
the best, articulate and dependable" (<--- that's the entire resume, right 
there)

"* Required use of stereomicroscope, fine needles, and packing reels, mixing 
_carcinogenic_ [emphasis added] chemicals and using different types of 
safety equipment.
* Pack capacitors into airtight, moisture and static free tape-like shipping 
materials." (... and then putting them in box-like shipping containers :-)

"My mane is [censored], and I'm back in the work force looking for a ideal 
job.fast learner quick on feet,also knows basic maintaince.I'm also looking 
for a busy bar where I can show my talents."

:-)

- Vitaliy 

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