> I apologize, Jinx, next time I will send a novel with a better plot,
> and less megabytes, such as War and Peace.  

Okely-dokely. 120 pages, double-spaced, attn Ron Howard,
with an option for screenplay by Stephen King

"Lawrence Lile, The Movie. Part II - This Time It's Portable",
starring (insert hunk-a-spunk male lead) as mild-mannered but
tortured appliance specialist Lawrence Lile

On a routine secondment to the Cookware Industry Alliance (the
other CIA) to fine-tune a stealth toaster (played by Rob Schneider),
Lile unwittingly gets involved in a hackneyed-plot-pointless-romantic-
entanglement-yadda-yadda-yadda-straight-to-video-4-for $2-bin-
free-Coke

"5 stars, two thumbs up, see this movie. You don't have to like
it, I just want the 10 bucks" - L. Lile, reviewer, Project Solutions
Gazette & Shopper's Guide

"That's true, he really does", Manny Goldfarb, agent

"Sorry, I only appear as a film reviewer in Monty Python
sketches", Gavin Millaaaarrrrddd

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What ? Why are you all looking at me like that ? You daydream
a lot while you're welding  ;-)) ....

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