Seriously:

Small fleet of Skyhawk fighters available at rock bottom price.
Several potential sales have fallen through.
Owner DESPERATE to sell.
Any offer considered but must be to politically acceptable destination.
Not in service for several years now.
Presently being maintained fully operational at a cost of about $US4m/year.

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