Actually the practical problem of this energy source was found to be
two-fold:
1) Cats are unable to maintain cohesion as high rates of spin
Somehow (Don't ask...) they overcame that problem only to find that
2) The red shift inherent in near-light speed velocity reduced the
effectiveness of the chicken tikka masala.  The subsequent imbalance of
force threw the balance of the whole assembly off.  Most of the test
stand was still attached to the floor.  They aren't sure what happened
to the remainder of the assembly.

I have no idea how they kept the cat from eating the chicken tikka
masala (since many cats will ignore balance and gravity until they have
the food in their mouth).

-Adam

David VanHorn wrote:

>>>Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also
>>>public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be
>>>replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka
>>>masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet
>>>
>>>
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>DONT try this. I'm pretty sure it's what causes gamma ray bursters, when the centripital force exceeds the atomic bond strength.
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