> After rushing home, I began my preparations. Liberally smearing a
> slice of French bread with the tarry substance, I paused to appreciate
> its mucklike texture and the dark, rich mahogany color so reminiscent
> of axle grease

Ya canna beat mild cheese, vegemite, lettuce and tomato on wholemeal
bread. Chuck in a cuppa tea, a couple of chocolate digestives and that's
lunch - yum. Marmite is sweeter than Vegemite and came first

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