Hi, all!
Here's some spam I just got... very imaginative! I thought some of you out
there might get a kick out of it.
Is this pathetic or what?

>Greetings,
>
>We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
>I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is
>(Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details
>of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be
>reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you
>$5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.

>1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
>series wrist watch with z80 or better memory adapter. If in stock the
>AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction
>motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog
>Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI
>accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be
>great if reliable models are available

>2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor
>with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
>jumper/auxiliary system

>3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.

>4. I will also pay for Schematics, layouts, and designs directly
>from the manufature which can be used to build this equipment
>from readily available parts.

>If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.

>Email his details to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com


>Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will
>only be bounced back to you.


>detonation
>tu nor h

At least it's creative!

- Robert

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