> You have one of those fat
> kakapo parrots fall on you off a branch and you'd know all
> about it. You could have a mild to moderate bruise for days.
> And it might crap on you too

Makes you glad the Moa is extinct.
And don't forget the Kea - a typical parrot sized bird which has a
passion for disassembling rental cars.

Steve.

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