> > Can you quack Peter ? ;-))
>
> No, but I can write bills ;-)
>
> Peter

The next riposte will be then, where do ducks put theirs ? ;-)

And I think I'll quit while we're still on friendly terms ;-))

Without a word of a lie, I was in the clock shop this morning
when a young fresh-face guy came in holding a petite gold
watch. He strolled up to the counter and with a completely
straight face said "My wife needs a new face and a strap"

Stifled guffaws from out the back and mutterings of "Jeez,
why'd he marry her", "Bring the ho in and we'll do what we can"
"Sorry we only fix clocks, try the doc's place up the road".

But it's a be-nice-to-punters day

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