Yesterday popped into my local Centrelink (unemployment office) and =
logged onto the jobsearch site. Up pops a splash notice saying

"If this notice does not appear in 15 seconds inform Centrelink staff". =
Is it only me that wonders on the logic of the Programmer/ =
Specification/Project checker for this bit of oxymorony?=20

Still on a letter they sent me it started off with "If you do not speak =
English ring this number" and the ATO have an automated phone system =
that says "Press 1 if you do not speak English". Perhaps I'm missing =
something here?

I ventured to mention my thoughts on this apparent contradictory use of =
language, but I was looked at with a blank stare and the comment 'I =
don't understand Pommy humour'

Still would you be reading that paper your sitting on?

colin

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