OH.....MY......GOSH!!!!!!!

You have just described my wife to a tee. Is there hope for this illness?

Gordon







> This from a friend.
> I assume he means it as a joke, but  ........
>
> _____________________________________________
>
>
>  I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD -
>
>  Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder Syndrome.
>
>  This is how it goes...
>
>  I decide to do work on the car, start to the garage and notice
> the mail on
> the table. OK, I'm going to work on the car...
>
>  BUT FIRST I'm going to go through the mail. Lay car keys down on desk.
>  After discarding the junk mail, I notice the trash can is full. OK, I'll
>  just put the bills on my desk....
>
>  BUT FIRST I'll take the trash out, but since I'm going to be near the
>  mailbox, I'll address a few bills.... Yes, Now where is the checkbook?
>  Oops.. there's only one check left. Where did I put the extra checks? Oh,
>  there is my empty plastic cup from last night on my desk. I'm
> going to look
>  for those checks...
>
>  BUT FIRST I need to put the cup back in the kitchen. I head for the
> kitchen,
>  look out the window, notice the flowers need a drink of water, I put the
> cup
>  on the counter and there's my extra pair of glasses on the
> kitchen counter.
>  What are they doing here? I'll just put them away...
>
>  BUT FIRST need to water those plants. I head for the door and...  Aaaagh!
>  someone left the TV remote on the wrong spot. Okay, I'll put the remote
> away
>  and water the plants...
>
>  BUT FIRST I need to find those checks.
>
>  END OF DAY: Oil in car not changed, bills still unpaid, cup still in the
>  sink, checkbook still has only one check left, lost my car keys, .. And,
>  when I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled
>  because... I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY! I realize this condition is
> serious...
>  I'd get help...
>
>  BUT FIRST...I think I'll check my e-mail
>
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