Mike Werner wrote:
>Russell McMahon wrote:
>> NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
>
>And this was the U.S. answer to that:
>
>In the light of your nation's increasing irrelevance in world affairs, and
>in an effort to preserve your quaint culture, The Disney Corporation has
>decided to buy the entire nation and convert it into a theme park.  To
>ensure a smooth transition, Michael Eisner himself will be overseeing this
>operation.
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>9) All British heavy industry is hearby halted, as you no longer own any of
>your own automobile manufacturers anyway, and the British have found ways to
>make all mechanical devices leak oil, including those that have no need for
>lubrication and those not based on internal combustion.  Triumph Motorcycle
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Before you presume to criticize other people's spelling, it is H-E-R-E-by
(and not hearby) and this even in the U.S.!

As for your "fast food", you may keep it (please!). "Fast" it may be, but
"food" is a misnomer. By the way, same applies to "English food".

And who are you to talk abour railrods?

Finally, speaking from the French perspective, I say to you and your
adversary "Go for it fellas!" We shall deal with what is left when the dust
settles!

All the way from "very rainy" Paris

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