Andy Kunz wrote:

>Finally a Barbie I can relate to! At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls
>to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully.
>
>These are a bit more realistic...
>
>1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames
in six
>2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn
beet red
>3. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow.
>4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new,
>5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely
taken
>6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a
>7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheer-leader is really
paying off
>8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and
>9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and
>10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate
>11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes,
forgets


Gosh, Andy - am I really reading this kind of humor on piclist.

**THIS** is what you relate to!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR SHAME, mister !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I had to go check the website to make sure
you published it there.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR SHAME, mister !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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