>  .. you can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own
>handwriting.

Unless I'm thinking, then it drops to 30 wpm.

>  .. you have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.

It's expensive to buy them, you know.

>  .. you have more friends on the Internet than in real life.

Uh oh.  (More enemies, too).

>  .. you look forward to Christmas so you can put the kids' toys
>together.

Forget the kids, I get a chance to buy myself all the toys I want.  New
programmer, updated RAM, ...

>  .. you see a good design and still have to change it.

We're ENGINEERS, that means we make things better.  SHEESH!

>  .. you still own a slide rule and know how to use it.

:-)

>  ...your laptop computer costs more than your car.

ROFL!! I paid $1100 cash for my Rabbit (1981) and $2000 for my each laptop!

I knew a guy who wouldn't hire an engineer from in-town if he arrived in a
car he couldn't repair.

>  .. your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.

When I worked for the Navy, she couldn't even know where I was going to be
working today.

Andy

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