I thought it was the one that LOOKS like a job offer, but when you follow up
and accept the job, you shortly discover that you can't afford a house, even
with the 6-figure income+bonus+stockoptions.  The next thing you know, you
end up wearing greatful dead T-shirts and sandles (with white socks) in the
middle of "winter", eating extemely spicy foods from 6 different national
cuisines, and saying things like "yeah, well your floods did more damage
than our last earthquake anyway, ya know.  And like wow - those tornadoes
are a real downer, man!"

(oh, you meant a COMPUTER virus called california.)

 :-)
BillW