At 09:28 AM 9/23/99 -0400, Andy Kunz wrote:
>Broken bones?
>
>My oldest son broke something once (it was so long ago, I forget) and my
>oldest daughter just broke her forearm this summer.  And I broke my foot
>(twice, in the same place) as a kid.
>
>Gashes and teeth we know about.  My one daughter (Kid #3) has had more than
>her oldest brother - she isn't a klutz, she's a tomboy and doesn't know
>when she's passed her limits until "OUCH - THAT HURTS!"
>
>Knocked out teeth we know.  One boy (Kid #5) did a Superman jump out of his
>high chair (we later resorted to TYING him in - the factory safety belt
>latch was obviously insufficient) and took out two teeth.  A few months
>later Kid #3 chases him down the hall out into the living room into the
>OUCH coffee table - gash on forehead (she (#3) went for stitches a few days
>earlier...) - and of course, my wife and I happen to be taking our walk
>around the block at the time and the baby sitter wasn't doing his job too
>well....  A couple days later, #3 carries #5 around (she isn't allowed to
>do this) and drops him. On the same coffee table.  And knocks out another
>tooth.  You know what - we took him to the same dentist that I went to when
>I knocked my teeth out at a kid.  Twice.

   Andy, you ought to consider a football team. The "Kunz Krushers" ;-)

   - Tom


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Tom Handley
New Age Communications
Since '75 before "New Age" and no one around here is waiting for UFOs ;-)