Nigel Goodwin wrote:

> Visit your local zoo or Safari Park and buy some lion droppings, all
> cats mark their territory, and lion droppings placed strategically warn
> smaller cats to keep away.

Now I wonder which smell the worst. Lion droppings or cat droppings?

Hey Tjaart, we can start a new business here in Africa!
Shall we start the bid at say $1.00 a dropping? Freshly packed.
Special for today: Free if you go fetch it yourself!

Quentin