On Wed, 28 Jul 1999 17:23:37 -0500, you wrote:

>I promptly went and told my wife that story .. she didn't laugh. What does
>she know, she fails to see the humor in the Quest for the Holy Grail <g>.
>
>>
>> The Baltimore Police Department, famous for its superior K-9 unit, was
>> somewhat taken back by this recent incident:

You never share jokes with a wife.  They always look at you like the
RCA dog.

Dave