I promptly went and told my wife that story .. she didn't laugh. What does
she know, she fails to see the humor in the Quest for the Holy Grail <g>.

>
> The Baltimore Police Department, famous for its superior K-9 unit, was
> somewhat taken back by this recent incident:
>
> Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
> ransacked and burglarized.  She telephoned the police at once and
> reported the crime.
>
> The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit
> patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
>
> As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the
> woman ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop
> and his dog, then sat  down on the steps put her face in her hands and
> moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the
> police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"
>
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