At 07:35 19/07/99 +0200, you wrote:
>"John A. Craft" wrote:
>>
>> At 06:10 AM 7/19/99 +0200, you wrote:
>> >Howdy Folks!
>> >
>> >I heard rumours that there has been some asking around
>> >where I was.
>> >
>> I was just about to assign you "Andrew Warren" status.
>>
>> >To round off the whole experience, and to give it a distinct South
>> >African flavour, I also got a speeding fine, and shot a burglar in
>> >my house when we got back. (Jammer, ek het hom net gekwes ouens.)
>> >
>> Are you serious, or is this some more of that excellent South African
humor?
>> :)
>
>I'm serious. We think they (there were two) watched our
>house while we were away. When we got back on Friday, we
>we tired, so we were asleep by 8:30 pm. At 8:45 I heard
>them walking on the gras outside. We'd been listening to
>animal sounds at night for a week, so I was quite 'tuned'
>in to funny noises.
>
>They started testing the windows, and by the time he got
>to our bedroom window, I was waiting for the bastard. He
>opened the window and was merrily making his way into the
>house when I helped him out again with the help of my friend
>Mr .38 Special. I got him in the shoulder only, but I don't
>think they'll be back soon...
>
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Hey dude,
I think for the unintiated you should translate the Aficana, my Dutch is
not bad and yes your home is your castle:)

Dennis