Dennis Plunkett wrote:
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> So how far from the nearest sealed road are you?
'bout half a mile

> Is your next door neighbours house visable?
there are 2 houses visible

> Is your next door neighbours name Bobby-Joe, Billy Joe etc?
Orbie

> When do you expect town water and sewerage?
never

> Has electric light been approved for installation by the local council?
many of us already have commercial power

> Do you have to collect your mail at the local general store?
yup

> Does the Pub close at 6pm and is not open on Sunday?
the general store/gas station is our only business in town

> <G>
>
> Dennis

Dennis ... I was tempted to post made-up, humorous answers, but
then realized that the truth is more humorous.
 - - Nick - -