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Taken from: http://www.repairfaq.org/ELE/F_Humor.html

Analog
     Hors d'oeuvre, usually made from cheese and covered with crushed nuts.
Back-up
     Current data errors that have been saved for future use. See Database
Back-up or File
     Back-up.
Binary
     Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
Bit
     12 1/2 cents ($.125).
Buffer
     Programmer who works in the nude.
Bug
     Any type of insect.
Byte
     Painful wound inflicted by dogs, snakes, children etc.
Coding
     An addictive drug.
Compile
     A heap of decomposing vegetable matter.
Computer
     A device used to speed-up and automate errors.
Control Character
     Any person who has money to spend for any reason.
Crash
     A Normal Termination.
Cursor
     An Expert in four-letter words.
Database
     A special medium used to store errors, so that they can be processed and
printed many times
     by the computer system. Sometimes called Input File or Data file.
Debugging
     Activities necessary to remove insects from any area where they are not
wanted.
Downtime
     The time in which the computer rests while you sink into the lower
depths of depression.
     (Downtime typically takes place while you are in the middle of your most
important work on
     the computer.).
Errors
     The normal result of running a computer system.
Hardcoded
     Computer program code that has been allowed to dry.
Hardware
        1.Boots, leather, studs, spikes and such.
        2.The parts of a computer which can be kicked.
Keyboard
     An instrument used for entering errors into the system quickly.
Logic
     Orderly path always followed by programs & errors.
Loop
     See Loop.
Maintenance
     Activities necessary to ensure that the system continues to produce
errors and delay work
     efficiently.
Never-Never Land
        1.Place where no one grows up.
        2.Place where programs love to go.
Password
     The nonsense word taped to your terminal.
Printer
     A device that prints computer errors on paper.
RAM
     A male sheep.
ROM
        1.A Ram after a delicate operation.
        2.What programs do in Never-Never Land.
Software
        1.Silk nighties, nylons, teddies etc.
        2.Parts of computer that can not be kicked.
Sometime
     Those occasions when a computer error message can be interpreted and
understood.
Security
     A feature of computer system access which helps prevent the mis-use (or
proper use) of the
     system.
Table-Lookup
     A piece of furniture that has been attached to the ceiling.
Uptime
     The time in which a computer works & produces errors quickly and
efficiently.