So God decided that the world was going to end in 3 weeks.  He calls
the 3 most powerful men in the world up to tell them - Boris Yeltsin,
Bill Clinton and Bill Gates.

They come back to earth and tell everyone.  Yeltsin says:

"I've got bad news and more bad news.  First, there IS a God.
Second, the world is going to end in three weeks. "

Clinton Says:  "I've got good news, and bad news.  First, the
good news: There IS a God.
 The bad news is, the world will end in three weeks."

Bill Gates Says:  "I've got Great news!  First, God thinks I'm one of
the three most important men in the world.
Second, you know that Y2k problem everyone is worried about?  It's no
problem now!"


-- Lawrence Lile

 "Nyquist was an optimist."

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