Where was it you said you lived?????!!

Bill

Clyde Smith-Stubbs wrote:

> 10) The author is obviously a complete moron
> 9) Every single statement is untrue
> 8) It was written by an Australian
> 7) It recommends keeping stained clothing "just in case"
> 6) It violates the law of conservation of energy
> 5) It suggests several illegal acts
> 4) The author *doesn't* ask how to unsubscribe
> 3) No-one else on the list has yet torn it to shreds
> 2) Your co-worker rolls on the floor laughing after reading it
>
> And the number one way to recognize a PIClist spoof:
>
> 1) Bill Clinton bombs a 3rd world country to distract attention from it
>
> Well, have a good weekend!
>
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