10) The author is obviously a complete moron
9) Every single statement is untrue
8) It was written by an Australian
7) It recommends keeping stained clothing "just in case"
6) It violates the law of conservation of energy
5) It suggests several illegal acts
4) The author *doesn't* ask how to unsubscribe
3) No-one else on the list has yet torn it to shreds
2) Your co-worker rolls on the floor laughing after reading it

And the number one way to recognize a PIClist spoof:

1) Bill Clinton bombs a 3rd world country to distract attention from it

Well, have a good weekend!


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