And it will even send obscene postings to alt.sex.computer.terminals,
  molest your girlfriend, and cause your car to not start.

And your windowed PIC parts will suffer from data rot, and your green
marker will no longer make your CDs sound better, and your house current
will change to 220 (110 in England). Oh, and your phone will ring only
after you've answered it.

Sorry, couldn't help myself. At least I injected the PIC back into the
thread. ;-)

David Anderson ("now what did that PIC do?...")