What *I* really want to know is if he's toilet/litter trained. I cant
think of buying him if hes gonna make a mess.

Brad :)


On Tue, 24 Mar 1998, john pearson wrote:

> At 10:33 PM 3/24/98 +0300, you wrote:
> >I had a big laugh reading this post's subject....
> >I first understood "Programmer" as "somebody who programs"! ;)
> >
> >What languages can he program?
> >If I buy him is he a slave?
> >Do you have a warranty, what happens if he dies? do I get a replacement?
> >Does he eat much?
> >
> >;)
> >
> Does he come with a users manual?
> Does he have a web page for tech support?
> Is he union?
> Are replacement parts available?
> Is he upgradable?
>
> Sorry John, could'nt resest the fun. Your programmer sounds like a good deal
> though.
>