At 10:33 PM 3/24/98 +0300, you wrote:
>I had a big laugh reading this post's subject....
>I first understood "Programmer" as "somebody who programs"! ;)
>
>What languages can he program?
>If I buy him is he a slave?
>Do you have a warranty, what happens if he dies? do I get a replacement?
>Does he eat much?
>
>;)
>
Does he come with a users manual?
Does he have a web page for tech support?
Is he union?
Are replacement parts available?
Is he upgradable?

Sorry John, could'nt resest the fun. Your programmer sounds like a good deal
though.