So Bill Gates dies. St. Peter meets him at the
gate and says, "Bill Nice to see ya, but you pose
a real tough problem for
me. You see you really done good with that DOS
thing; you helped all these people on earth talk
to each other. It made
Earth a smaller place and promoted brotherhood.
That's good; but on the other hand, you started
getting greedy before
you died and started stomping on all those
creative programmers. I don't know what to do with
you. For the first time in
my career I'm gonna let you chose where to go."

Well Bill wasn't born yesterday. He says,"I'd like
to preview both heaven
and hell before I chose." "Fair enough. Where
would you like to go first?" "Let me get the worst
over. Send me to hell."

POOF

Bill finds himself in hell, only its not so bad.
Sandy beaches, clear
water, blue sky. Temperatures greats. "Well if
this is hell, I can't wait to heaven"

POOF

Bill's up in heaven. Angels floating around,
playing harps. Very
etherial, quiet, and pleasant.

St. Pete says, "Well Bill What do ya think?"
"Don't take no offense, heavens nice, but hell is
just perfect."

POOF

A year later St. Pete drops by to see how things
are going. Bill's
chained to the wall in a cavern. Sulpherous odors,
hell fire and brimstone
everywhere.

"Well Bill how's it going?" St. Pete asked.

"St. Pete what did you do to me? What happened to
the version I saw
when I first got down here?" pleaded Bill.

"Oh, that was hell 3.1, we had hell 95 installed
just for you."