I've been trying to do this  for over a month. I've read all the
FAQs/ notes, etc and still can't get it to work.

As many have asked for usuable code and no-one has posted, either
there are _Very_ few people who can access I2C eeproms from a 16-84
or they are deliberately holding back because amateurs tend to use
these devices.

I'm still trying.
Tony.