Congratulations on a creating a truly magnificent icon of nerdmanship!

No really, I love it. I thought my solar-powered propeller beanie
concept would make me a geek amongst geeks, but that kind of clock
could be left upon my parent's mantelpiece to advertise their
son's cringing technogeekiness to any visitors they invite.
I mean, you can't ignore it whirring noisily away.

But wait! I've an idea, and its as hot as my pants!
Why not combine the two ideas into a head-mounted
propeller-beanie clock? The LED-bearing arms of your clock
hang down in front of the wearers eye's, indicating the time,
and scrolling text.

As a bonus, it would deter/swat most insects, and attract
fireflies to enhance your light show.

I've always thought that there is some sign above me (visible
only to women) saying "this person is an engineer, do not
date!" With the headware described above, I can display
any message I like! This could be the biggest thing since
pheromone sprays! Race you all to the patent office!