On Sat, 20 Dec 1997 12:09:03 -0500, you wrote: Well the version of the joke over here (NZ), is that it was a NZ Ventriloquist and an Aussie farmer...... >At 11:06 PM 19/12/97 -0500, you wrote: > >>Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" >> >>New Zealander: "The sheep's a liar." > >The variation I heard some years back was:- > >That the New Zealander runs out the back to the Sheep tied to a post >and says "There's a stranger in town asking questions, don't say >anything"... > >Rgds > >Mike >Perth, Western Australia > macco@ihug.co.nz Andrew McDonald Wellington NEW ZEALAND