On Tue, 18 Nov 1997, Steve Smith wrote:

> Consider a Goat
>
> Benifits
> 1. Self propelled
> 2. Enviromently friendly
> 3. Will destroy grass to the extent of its tether.
> 4. Provides libral quantites of fertiliser and distributed in a random
> manner.
> 5. Quieter than conventional mower.

        You forgot one -- when a goat wears out, you can serve it for
dinner. It's also potentially self-replicating :).

        -pn

"I have a work order for the immediate demolition of your reality tunnel."

        -Bob, RAW Construction Corp.

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